Some sparks, in no particular order:
Wife to Hub:
1) Let's swim through the sea of remotes for a kiss....
2) Socks baby, take off your socks first....
3) After you brush your teeth, can you turn off the baby monitor?
4) We don't have to spoon all night, I promise.
5) Did you just put more hot water from the teapot in the tub for me? I guess I don't need to worry about a robe!
6) The girls' trip is canceled.
7) Did you just fold that laundry, that basket right there?
Hub to Wife*:
1) I'm game, if I don't have to worry about the alarm and waking you up for your blown-off-a-gazillion-times 5:45 a.m run tomorrow.
2) Wow, you decided not to wear your woolly sweater to bed?
3) The fantasy football picks are IN!
*Sorry for the unbalanced representation. Ten years, and I'm still trying to get inside Hub's head (not just his pants).
3 comments:
There was a show called Flight of the Concords on HBO that we watched until it was cancelled. They did this great song that included the line: "we'll brush our teeth first because that's foreplay.... and it's very necessary."
I think of that every time my husband and I stand in our bathroom brushing our teeth so we can go... you know.
This is the FOTC song. It makes me laugh every single time. And I'm going to use the line, "business hours are over" from now on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZcYPEszN8
By year five, i was sure I had the male, female thing all down pat...by year 14 I realize, I am totally clueless.
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